It's exactly what you think it is. Other topics include a request from Dan, a bitchmade blue baby, atomizing amphibians, asmegma astartes, the Bone Brothers, and double thicc rope. What the fuck even is this podcast?
They did it! After 3 years of no NOVA Open (4 for Campbell), the fellas made their final pilgrimage to Crystal City for the 2022 NOVA Open! Inside this episode, Dan is a brain genius, Campbell won't shut up about how tired he is, and a local Italian Deli wins every event at the con in a surprising upset! Join us for a chat about friends, beers, and playing way too much warhammer!
It's NOVA Open season! The bois are back to talk about what they've been up to pre-NOVA, what's happening at the con, and what went on with the GW preview event on Wednesday night! Was an entire Votann army box taped under their chairs? Tune in to find out!
You'll be surprised, but the jerks do an actually cool segment this episode: they review the White Dwarf issues from their birth months! Other topics include: fresh from the shit factory, peanut butter bolognese, johnny scissorhands, and forces man toes. Gross.
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It's back! Talking points in this episode include Hyenussy, the Ass Wastes, Dan's shithead cat, snakeboobs, a whole grip of vein puns, gettin' stilty, and hyper-local bullshit. Enjoy!
Holy smokes, the bois are back from their 2-month hiatus! O frabjous day, caloo calay! Amazingly, they didn't talk about Squats. Absolutely shameful.
There's a common throughline in this episode: the "good old days" were, in fact, not good. Sheesh? Remember challenges? Ugh.
Be glad that it's 9th edition and not 6th, everyone. That shit was dire.
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"sorry, italian-american listeners", "the walking meme-regurgitator", "the unending battle for fake internet clout", "does perturabo use the gamer word?", "would lorgar make a terrible youth pastor? yes", and "ruthless potlucking"
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Dan lost his editing notes during a power outage yesterday, so no description jokes this time, horndogs! Who knows what they talked about? Probably warhammer, tbh.
It's the shortest day of the year, so why not plop down and listen to one of our longest episodes yet?! In this one, Dan gets sicker by the minute while he talks about the US Open Final, and Campbell introduces the 2021 Badcast Holliday Gift Guide! Half of which isn't nonsense!
Remember y'all, you don't stop Waaaghin' until you start poggin'. In this episode, Dan screams into the void, the fellas take sides in the canned soup brand wars, and Campbell spectacularly fucks up a simple joke. Like, he really fucked it up. He's reached new heights of failing at doing something easy. Also, the bois unleash their feelings about dogs (get it?), and boy howdy are they gonna get shit from dog owners. Whatever. Fuck them. Not the dogs. The dogs are great. But their owners? Nah, bruh.
Do you have a 12-foot-tall skeleton in your yard? Are you dragging your feet to take it down because A) why take it down? It's fucking rad, and B) you've got nothing to listen to while you pull out the ladder to get it and it's 6 friends off your roof? Well, dear listener, do we have the solution for you! Howabout a 2-hour dose of the baddest bois in the biz? Better than a hot cup of apple cider, I'd say! Anyways, this time the fellas talk donuts, Primaris Bazongas, and tell their listening audience to go jump in a lake! Don't be mad, they deserve it.
Y'all, this episode is so long. If you start it on a Wednesday, you won't finish it until that same Wednesday, but like two hours later. Crazy, right? Anyways, in this show, the fellas argue about Kill Team, Dan talks about his big win in the Big Easy, and everyone loses their shit over Grimaldus, but can they really be blamed for that last one? No jury would convict!
Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah!
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It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.
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Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, "Shut the fuck up." Titillating stuff.
James Hewitt's post about working for GW: https://lagoon83.medium.com/working-at-games-workshop-the-nuanced-version-edda9ffb1237
We made it! Incredibly, these two bobble-headed dipshits actually done did it! Sometimes we get mail telling us that listeners like longer episodes, so we hope you like this one, because it's TITANIC. In it, Dan vomits on air, everybody loves two-handers (if you know what I am saying), and our new favorite type of squig is revealed, Squig Chungus. Also, stick around for the interview with Black library author Mike Brooks! He's really cool! Way cooler than you, but let's be honest, that's a low bar to clear.
Happy summer, nerds! Join Dan and Johnny No-Paycheck for another titillating episode of the 40k Badcast! In this one, Campbell really hates some Zombos, the fellas break down the Admech crusade section, and Dan demands that they put impact hits on the Firestrike Turret. Anything else is nothing but cowardice.
Hello friends! Welcome to another episode of the 40k Badcast! We're so glad you could join us. In this show, we learn that two bad jokes do not make a good joke, there are lawnmowers near someone's house, and that Kruleboyz aren't cool boyz. Also, the fellas explore the Lost Zone and perform some segment resurrection in the form of Fulgrim's Sounding Hole! That sounds fun!
Aww yeah, it's time for another scintillating episode of the Badcast! In this show, Dan starts off by immediately fucking up, Campbell skeets all over himself, and we fucking SHOOT on Megadeth. What a bunch of chumps, huh? Unbelievable. Anyways, Annihilator is way better than Megadeth, and if you don't like it, you can go kick rocks.
The forty kay friendos return with another episode, and shit, what's that? God damn it, Dan's going on about postmodernism again. Shit. There goes the show. If you can make it past that, then you'll be treated to bread preferences, Ork Ornery, and an incredible recollection for a salsa commercial from 30 years ago. Tremendously important stuff, here. Make sure to take notes.