Hope you're ready to hork down a hot, fresh, steaming new Badcast, because here comes the airplaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
This show, the fellas talk modern details, the book of ___, space ork house party, and surprise, surprise, Dan gets really pedantic about meaningless bullshit. Also, there's like a 10 minute truck nutz digression, so good luck with that.
All right, all right, all right! Another Badcast BAYBEEEEEEEEE *air horn*
The fellas are back with a FULLY LOADED episode where they talk small meat gundams, jokin' on the joker, and they GUSH about the new Necromunda Water Guild models (see what we did there?!). Also, Campbell's podcast voice is slowly taking over his real voice, and that is scary. Hope you enjoy!
We had some audio trouble with this show, so please excuse the less-than-stellar quality of episode 91. In this one, Campbell gets blown (by the wind), Dan hates mavericks, and the fellas demand that the butts be shown! This show also contains the chili skull, high food viscosity, and the great sandwich digression of 2021. They must have been hungry.
Howdy, Horndogs! Once again, the Badcast Bois have reached down from their lofty palace to grant you, the horniest listenership in all of wargaming podcasting, another succulent episode of the 40k Badcast. In this one, Dan's got vocab, Campbell disappoints, and the gang slaughters one of the 40k community's sacred cows. NO GODS, NO MASTERS.
Direct from the world's *only* Pan-American 40k podcast featuring dick jokes, Badcast 89 is ready to hit the streets! In this episode, Dan viciously slams Campbell's painting, has an extremely regional accent, and reveals that his Blood Bowl league has already folded! Meanwhile, Campbell educates us on the status of his horses, gets "casuale", and keeps Old Man Dan informed on the latest internet trends. Meanwhile, they both gush so much about the recently previewed Cursed City that flood warnings have been issued the country over! Is that joke stupid? Absolutely! Do we care? Fuck you!
Speaking of stupid, Dan accidentally deleted his editing notes, so he has no idea what to put in the description for this episode! Surprise, he's an idiot! So this episode has stuff, probably, and maybe even things. Whaddya know.
Strap in for the last Badcast of 2020! In this episode, Campbell drags Dan's painting, can't paint "natural" blue skin, and horribly mangles a sports metaphor, but, surprisingly, Dan lets it go. This one's got tons of Blood Bowl content, perpetual repugnance, and both hosts aspire to live up to the ideals of the Goth Hobbit. Happy Holidays, fuckos! We love you!
The days are short, and the nights are long, but don't be afraid, the Badcast Bois are back again with an extra-spicy show to keep you sweatin' all night long. Look, it's like midnight and I am in no condition to write a show description. Sorry.
Anyways (anywhomst?), the jerks tell rodeo stories, lust after a big, beautiful man, and ask, "who the fuck is Luke, and why does he get his own fuckin' temperature?"
At some point we're going to have to stop calling these 90+ minute episodes "supersized" or "extra large". BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! In this GIRTHY episode, the fellas talk mattlebasters, daddlebasters, and show a cannonball who's boss. Dan invites listeners to kick rocks, and Campbell leads an extended dirgression on the topic of dog cum. If that doesn't want to make you listen, then we don't know what will, fuckos!
Awww shit, y'all. The boys are back with another XXL episode, and this one's chock full of that good shit. Campbell reveals his hypocrisy, makes a joke that really should have landed better, and creates a truly terrible word. Meanwhile, Dan identifies the best saving throw, does the first ever Badcast cut-in bit, and makes ork puns so painful that your grandparents will feel it in their knuckles. Or something. Whatever.
Campbell made a new cartoon!
Ever wonder how Catachan Jungle Fighters stay cool on their hellish jungle planet? They can't, right? They all totally reek. Anyways, this fortnight, the idiots talk anagrams, biology, key lime pie, and an actually helpful segment about applying transfers. Also, they ask the question, "Is a large blast code for a lot of jizz?" Hard hitting stuff.
Y'all, we don't always say stuff like this, but this one's a banger. It's got everything you need for a couple-a yuks from a couple-a schmucks. Dan and Cam cover mortal meat prisons, Dick Dastardley, and what dried drool really looks like. Also, Dan cops to using illegal drugs!
There is also a segment that makes fun of the recent presidential debate. Try not to take it too seriously!
Y'all have no idea how hard it was to not name this episode "8====D~~". It was extremely fucking hard (rim shot). Other finalists included:
"Reading the Skeins of Jizz"
"Adios, screaming, flayed dude. We hardly knew ya."
And, clearly the best, but also the most confusing: "The Reverend Horton Hot Brian Setzer Takes". The mind boggles at how good we are at naming shows. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Stay safe, wear a mask.
Hope you got 2 and a quarter hours to kill, because this Badcast is both THICC and JUICY! The idiots talk stupid lasagna, going behind the beaded curtain, worshiping Satan, and the worst marketing campaign of all time. Pack a lunch, fuckos, you're gonna be here for a while.
Instead of buying our stupid shit, go spend your money on raffle tickets at the Nova Open Charitable Foundation and maybe win a Warbringer Titan while doing some good in the world:
In their most literary episode yet, Dan and Cam are back to talk 40k Crusade, new euphamisms for toilet, and read out the winners of the Fartykay Krossfucction Khallenge! Things get weird, but not as weird as they could get, so that's something.
Like Campbell said, here's the gap-filling tutorial mentined in the episode:
Aww yeah, fuckos! Your favorite podcast zaddies are back with another THICC episode! In this one, things immediately go off the rails with some ecology facts, Dan double-dips, and the idiots start re-litigating the Christopher Nolan Batman films. After, the fellas talk gators, birds, and what sports would look like in the 41st millennium. Interested yet? We sure hope so! If not, fuck you!
It's (probably) hot out there, so stay cool with the coolest guys in or around town: loudman and the reference misser! This time the fellas talk the three skulls, the jizz bidet, and Dan abuses listeners, again! Was their segment on 40k Grillmasters so dumb it actually worked? You're just gonna have to listen to find out, fucko!
Make sure to grab a glass of water for this one, gang, because this show is HOT! The idiots are back with performance reviews, big fuckin butts, and plenty of food-based commentary. Campbell moderates his feelings, is like 30 seconds behind on an obvious Primaris marine joke, and confoundingly conflates the pool and the beach. Meanwhile, Dan completely ignores a SPF 40,000 joke, Campbell making fun of his accent, and a Star Wars prequels reference all in the same segment! What can't this man do?!
It's summertime, and the livin's sleazy, especially when you're listening to the sleaziest podcast around, the 40k Badcast! This time the gang talks new models, Marneus Kart 2020, and they take a stroll down memory lane while talking about the starter sets of days long gone. Also, Dan once again proves he is old, and Campbell uses the phrase "urban penetrator", so that's something.
Black Lives Matter.
The fellas took a week off to chill out and listen to some ICP (whoop whoop), but now they're back with one of the most packed shows yet! Dan tries (and mostly fails) to speak French, hates on the letters, c, g, and a, and is turgid for Space Marines. Meanwhile, Campbell is excited about hangars, descriptions of hangars, and tries out some really good (not bad) new accents for fact or fanfiction. They're really good. Not terrible. No, way, Jose. No god-awful accents on this show.
Whether it's crankin' off or crankin' out the Badcast, take solace that Dan and Cam are spending their time in isolation doing what they do best: crankin'. This time the fellas talk thicc ladds, bitchin' fuckin' topknots, and massive fuckin' hogs. Not pigs, y'all. Hogs. That's right. You know what it means.
Did you run out of cooking videos on YouTube? That sucks! Thankfully, the bois are back with a brand new Badcast to get you through these trying times. In this show, Dan chooses to stay ignorant, loses the plot BIG TIME, and remembers that Campbell is bald. Meanwhile, Campbell talks about his favorite Christmas movies in April, talks about his favorite ska band (gasp!), and misuses sports metaphors. Whew. Back to normal.
After last episode's hedonistic extravaganza, let's all sit back, grab a cigarette, and enjoy this, the refractory episode. The fellas spend a LONG time in the Auspex, Dan talks about playing with himself, and Campbell isn't familiar with a band from the 70s, which should surprise no one. Additionally, the phrase "wet fart" is mentioned at least twice, so that's something.
It's finally here: the wettest, wildest, weirdest, and most importantly, horniest Badcast yet. The fellas talk, horniest Space Marine Chapters, which Primarchs could get it, and Campbell brings a true gem in the form of this episode's fact or fanfiction. Get the scented candles, massage oil, and strip on down, because this one gets sticky, y'all.