Speaking of stupid, Dan accidentally deleted his editing notes, so he has no idea what to put in the description for this episode! Surprise, he's an idiot! So this episode has stuff, probably, and maybe even things. Whaddya know.
Strap in for the last Badcast of 2020! In this episode, Campbell drags Dan's painting, can't paint "natural" blue skin, and horribly mangles a sports metaphor, but, surprisingly, Dan lets it go. This one's got tons of Blood Bowl content, perpetual repugnance, and both hosts aspire to live up to the ideals of the Goth Hobbit. Happy Holidays, fuckos! We love you!
The days are short, and the nights are long, but don't be afraid, the Badcast Bois are back again with an extra-spicy show to keep you sweatin' all night long. Look, it's like midnight and I am in no condition to write a show description. Sorry.
Anyways (anywhomst?), the jerks tell rodeo stories, lust after a big, beautiful man, and ask, "who the fuck is Luke, and why does he get his own fuckin' temperature?"
At some point we're going to have to stop calling these 90+ minute episodes "supersized" or "extra large". BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! In this GIRTHY episode, the fellas talk mattlebasters, daddlebasters, and show a cannonball who's boss. Dan invites listeners to kick rocks, and Campbell leads an extended dirgression on the topic of dog cum. If that doesn't want to make you listen, then we don't know what will, fuckos!
Awww shit, y'all. The boys are back with another XXL episode, and this one's chock full of that good shit. Campbell reveals his hypocrisy, makes a joke that really should have landed better, and creates a truly terrible word. Meanwhile, Dan identifies the best saving throw, does the first ever Badcast cut-in bit, and makes ork puns so painful that your grandparents will feel it in their knuckles. Or something. Whatever.
Campbell made a new cartoon!
Ever wonder how Catachan Jungle Fighters stay cool on their hellish jungle planet? They can't, right? They all totally reek. Anyways, this fortnight, the idiots talk anagrams, biology, key lime pie, and an actually helpful segment about applying transfers. Also, they ask the question, "Is a large blast code for a lot of jizz?" Hard hitting stuff.
Y'all, we don't always say stuff like this, but this one's a banger. It's got everything you need for a couple-a yuks from a couple-a schmucks. Dan and Cam cover mortal meat prisons, Dick Dastardley, and what dried drool really looks like. Also, Dan cops to using illegal drugs!
There is also a segment that makes fun of the recent presidential debate. Try not to take it too seriously!
Y'all have no idea how hard it was to not name this episode "8====D~~". It was extremely fucking hard (rim shot). Other finalists included:
"Reading the Skeins of Jizz"
"Adios, screaming, flayed dude. We hardly knew ya."
And, clearly the best, but also the most confusing: "The Reverend Horton Hot Brian Setzer Takes". The mind boggles at how good we are at naming shows. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Stay safe, wear a mask.
Hope you got 2 and a quarter hours to kill, because this Badcast is both THICC and JUICY! The idiots talk stupid lasagna, going behind the beaded curtain, worshiping Satan, and the worst marketing campaign of all time. Pack a lunch, fuckos, you're gonna be here for a while.
Instead of buying our stupid shit, go spend your money on raffle tickets at the Nova Open Charitable Foundation and maybe win a Warbringer Titan while doing some good in the world:
In their most literary episode yet, Dan and Cam are back to talk 40k Crusade, new euphamisms for toilet, and read out the winners of the Fartykay Krossfucction Khallenge! Things get weird, but not as weird as they could get, so that's something.
Like Campbell said, here's the gap-filling tutorial mentined in the episode:
Aww yeah, fuckos! Your favorite podcast zaddies are back with another THICC episode! In this one, things immediately go off the rails with some ecology facts, Dan double-dips, and the idiots start re-litigating the Christopher Nolan Batman films. After, the fellas talk gators, birds, and what sports would look like in the 41st millennium. Interested yet? We sure hope so! If not, fuck you!
It's (probably) hot out there, so stay cool with the coolest guys in or around town: loudman and the reference misser! This time the fellas talk the three skulls, the jizz bidet, and Dan abuses listeners, again! Was their segment on 40k Grillmasters so dumb it actually worked? You're just gonna have to listen to find out, fucko!
Make sure to grab a glass of water for this one, gang, because this show is HOT! The idiots are back with performance reviews, big fuckin butts, and plenty of food-based commentary. Campbell moderates his feelings, is like 30 seconds behind on an obvious Primaris marine joke, and confoundingly conflates the pool and the beach. Meanwhile, Dan completely ignores a SPF 40,000 joke, Campbell making fun of his accent, and a Star Wars prequels reference all in the same segment! What can't this man do?!
It's summertime, and the livin's sleazy, especially when you're listening to the sleaziest podcast around, the 40k Badcast! This time the gang talks new models, Marneus Kart 2020, and they take a stroll down memory lane while talking about the starter sets of days long gone. Also, Dan once again proves he is old, and Campbell uses the phrase "urban penetrator", so that's something.
Black Lives Matter.
The fellas took a week off to chill out and listen to some ICP (whoop whoop), but now they're back with one of the most packed shows yet! Dan tries (and mostly fails) to speak French, hates on the letters, c, g, and a, and is turgid for Space Marines. Meanwhile, Campbell is excited about hangars, descriptions of hangars, and tries out some really good (not bad) new accents for fact or fanfiction. They're really good. Not terrible. No, way, Jose. No god-awful accents on this show.
Whether it's crankin' off or crankin' out the Badcast, take solace that Dan and Cam are spending their time in isolation doing what they do best: crankin'. This time the fellas talk thicc ladds, bitchin' fuckin' topknots, and massive fuckin' hogs. Not pigs, y'all. Hogs. That's right. You know what it means.
Did you run out of cooking videos on YouTube? That sucks! Thankfully, the bois are back with a brand new Badcast to get you through these trying times. In this show, Dan chooses to stay ignorant, loses the plot BIG TIME, and remembers that Campbell is bald. Meanwhile, Campbell talks about his favorite Christmas movies in April, talks about his favorite ska band (gasp!), and misuses sports metaphors. Whew. Back to normal.
After last episode's hedonistic extravaganza, let's all sit back, grab a cigarette, and enjoy this, the refractory episode. The fellas spend a LONG time in the Auspex, Dan talks about playing with himself, and Campbell isn't familiar with a band from the 70s, which should surprise no one. Additionally, the phrase "wet fart" is mentioned at least twice, so that's something.
It's finally here: the wettest, wildest, weirdest, and most importantly, horniest Badcast yet. The fellas talk, horniest Space Marine Chapters, which Primarchs could get it, and Campbell brings a true gem in the form of this episode's fact or fanfiction. Get the scented candles, massage oil, and strip on down, because this one gets sticky, y'all.
One more to go, gang! This episode's title is not as gross as you think it it, trust us. Anyways, this time the fellas talk Coronavirus, obligations to society, and, SURPRISE!, Necromunda. Things get serious in the middle, but don't worry, they swing back to incredibly stupid by the end, so it's all gravy, baby.
Check it out, your two favorite internet idiots are an entire week late with their podcast! What a couple of knuckleheads! Hopefully the extra-long episode will endeavor to assuage your bereavement. Anyways, the fellas talk painting, visit Fulgrim's Book Nook, and Dan reveals that people were mean to him on Twitter. It was real bad. Thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy!
Sometimes it's hard to name these things, but not today! In this one the fellas talk about their favorite wackadoo libertarian video eassays, thick ropes of freedom, chickie nuggies, girthshaker rounds, and Fulgrim's Ice Cream Dream Stream. Campbell also cops to an all-time mispronunciation, and we find out if there is a segment that is too stupid for the 40k Badcast (hint: there is not). BONUS DRINKING GAME: Take a shot whenever you hear Campbell say "jamoke"! Have a friend nearby to call you an ambulance.
shade ur nips
grade ur flips
fade ur hips
raid ur quips
braid ur whips
wade ur ships
made ur tips
It's the first episode recorded in 2020, and the bois are back with what is probably their horniest episode ever! Dan and Cam gripe about their health, talk about feet, and lose their shit about the idea of a Regimental Ska Band. Come for the terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions, and stay for the absolutely awful sound effects!
The world is a fuck!
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