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Now displaying: 2023
Dec 20, 2023

Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast!

Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, litteraly, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn.

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Dec 6, 2023

Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell yeah!

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Nov 2, 2023

Hope y'all got a long drive or something queued up, because this one's big! Cam and Dan talk multi-level crossbows, both greiving and reiving, and nasty-ass farts. Also, Campbell doesn't know what dogs are, and Dan once again gets mad about relative humidity. Look, it's a bad stat. This post brought to you by Dew Point Gang. Bottom text.

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Oct 18, 2023

Hello again, friends! Right this way for a fresh and hot 40k Badcast episode! Inside you'll find a 12-gallon toilet, the much-anticipated sequel to English, and something called "the ol' spicy pumpkin". Ominous! Also, there are reports of a brand new 30-second "stinger", so be on the lookout for that. Is it even a stinger if it's 30 seconds long? Who knows?!

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Oct 1, 2023

Oh, hell yes! The Badcast has returned with another episode, fresh from the oven! NO! Don't touch it! It's too hot! You gotta let it cool for 5-10 minutes. Sheesh.

Anyways, in this episode we ask:
- What, precisely, is an ass-pull?
- What is the most well-known bay in the world?
- And who exactly is the nefarious figure known as...Doggy Daddy?!

The fellas even talk about Warhammer 40,000 in this one which honestly seems like some sort of mistake.

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Sep 13, 2023

Well, the bois done did it again! Dan and Cam both attended this year's NOVA Open, and boy howdy, do they have a lot to talk about. Learn, with great detail, about where they went to dinner each night! Experience an extremely awkward public meltdown! And hear about which faction both bois can't stand in 40k right now (it's Eldar)! Also, which one did better in the GT? The trash goblin who got bodied by big bullies in Tacoma? Or the former GT champion and world's foremost Raven Guard player? Tune in to find out!

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Aug 31, 2023

Did you know that if you went to NOVA Open 2023, you could have seen your favorite bois LIVE and IN PERSON?! It'a true! In this show, the fellas are recording live in front of a real and surprisingly large crowd in Washington, DC. Is the audio great? Not really. But are the vibes good? Pal, they're impeccable. This time around, Dan and Cam review the NOVA preview event, take live WMDKs, and ask the real hard hitting questions: "Are we talkin' 'bout fuckin' gazongas?" Truly the hard-hitting journalism you come here for.

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Aug 29, 2023

Hear ye, hear ye! The Baddest bois of them all, Dan and Campbell, will be hosting a LIVE Badcast recording at this year's NOVA Open gaming convention in Washington DC! At the same hotel Reagan got shot at! Did anyone think this was a good idea? Who's letting them get away with this shit? Where's Jodie Foster in all of this?!

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See you at NOVA!

Aug 22, 2023

Summer's on the way out, but the Badcast bois are busting down your door on their way in with a hot and fresh show for you to gobble up like the little ripper you are! This time the fellas talk ork genitalia (again), 40k bumper stickers, and whether or not it's worth it to paint for other people! This one's chock full of bits, so make sure those dentures are firmly attached!

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Aug 15, 2023

After a short summer break, the bois are back with another episode! This time, Dan and Cam break down what they've been up to in the last month or so. Spoiler: it's a lot of gaming! Tune in to find out just how bad at 40k and Blood Bowl they really are!

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Jul 12, 2023

There's "dad" and "dumpster" in the title, so you know what that means! Campbell's old man returns to the show to settle an old score: that one time Campbell didn't do his homework! Truly, what a disappointing child. Also in this episode: Fusili Fusiliers, hittin' that Imperial backboard, and an intro to 40k 10th edition! Wait, one of those things is actually helpful! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PODCASTERS?!

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Jun 28, 2023

We're baaaaaaack! The 40k Badcast is running ON SCHEDULE these days, and that is truly something to behold! This time the fellas are breakin' up the Campbell Ramble, introducing a brand new Primarch: Konrad Buzz, and saying "special balls" a whole lot. SOUNDS FASCINATING!

 

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Jun 13, 2023

Da bois are back with a brand new Badcast! In this one, they delve deep into 10th edition salt, Thank John Blanche for an incredible career, and do what they do best: talk about Necromunda in their 40k podcast! What's old is new again! Time is a flat circle and all that horse shit! LISTEN!!! OR DON'T!!! WE'RE NOT YOUR DADS!!!

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Jun 4, 2023

The boys have returned, and their joined a by a guest host: Campbell's Very Sad Tummy! While the CVST has been only a sometime contributor to the show, it's had a large impact on both Campbell's and Dan's personal lives. Also, we meet Camstaw Wunnew, Campbell treats us to his rap skills, and we all ponder a tepid skull. Hell yeah!

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May 13, 2023

In what is almost certainly our longest episode ever, Dan and Cam go a little nuts! They talk WH Fest reveals, how to survive the wait for a new edition, and what to do when some jerk brings warm beer over for a game. We're not advocating for violence, but the honorable thing would have been for the guy to commit seppuku.

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Apr 23, 2023

Dan is at his in-law's while publishing this, so who knows if it will work?! He's also on his laptop, so will it sound good? Tune in to find out!

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Apr 12, 2023

The bois are back from Chicago, and they're full of beef, beer, and stories about grumpy old men playing tabletop games! And for once, Dan isn't the grumpy old man! What a world we live in! Tune in to hear exciting tales of going to bed at 9 PM, riding on a bus, and standing in the cold! With a tagline like that, how could you NOT listen?!

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Mar 18, 2023

Do you like BIG LEAVES?! Then do we have the podcast for you! In this episode, Dan and Cam talk about CRUSHING your backlog, their favorite LITTLE GUYS, and a feverish fantasy about being a caterpillar! What? No, you're weird!

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Feb 24, 2023

The show has returned. Here are some rejected episode titles: walk into the god damn sea, brother; cake-dia stands; desperately trying to bust a nut. Think on those. Or don't. I'm not your dad.

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Jan 24, 2023

It's 2023, and the boys are back with more tabletop gaming nonsense! In this episode, Dan learns a new slur, the secret project is finally revealed, and the fellas talk Adepticon 2023!

Are either of them playing 40k at Adepticon? No!

Then how is this still a 40k podcast? Shut up!

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