Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah new episode blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Dan does something mean/obstinate blah blah blah blah blah blah Campbell doesn't have his life together blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah they actually have a worthwhile segment for once. Blah.
Dan lost his editing notes during a power outage yesterday, so no description jokes this time, horndogs! Who knows what they talked about? Probably warhammer, tbh.
It's the shortest day of the year, so why not plop down and listen to one of our longest episodes yet?! In this one, Dan gets sicker by the minute while he talks about the US Open Final, and Campbell introduces the 2021 Badcast Holliday Gift Guide! Half of which isn't nonsense!
Remember y'all, you don't stop Waaaghin' until you start poggin'. In this episode, Dan screams into the void, the fellas take sides in the canned soup brand wars, and Campbell spectacularly fucks up a simple joke. Like, he really fucked it up. He's reached new heights of failing at doing something easy. Also, the bois unleash their feelings about dogs (get it?), and boy howdy are they gonna get shit from dog owners. Whatever. Fuck them. Not the dogs. The dogs are great. But their owners? Nah, bruh.
Do you have a 12-foot-tall skeleton in your yard? Are you dragging your feet to take it down because A) why take it down? It's fucking rad, and B) you've got nothing to listen to while you pull out the ladder to get it and it's 6 friends off your roof? Well, dear listener, do we have the solution for you! Howabout a 2-hour dose of the baddest bois in the biz? Better than a hot cup of apple cider, I'd say! Anyways, this time the fellas talk donuts, Primaris Bazongas, and tell their listening audience to go jump in a lake! Don't be mad, they deserve it.
Y'all, this episode is so long. If you start it on a Wednesday, you won't finish it until that same Wednesday, but like two hours later. Crazy, right? Anyways, in this show, the fellas argue about Kill Team, Dan talks about his big win in the Big Easy, and everyone loses their shit over Grimaldus, but can they really be blamed for that last one? No jury would convict!
Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah!
Additionally, we've started a new charity challenge for listeners: Donate $50 or more to the Texas Equal Access Fund and send a screenshot of the donation along with your name and mailing address to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will send you a set of Badcast objectives! Donate at https://teafund.org/!
It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.
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Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, "Shut the fuck up." Titillating stuff.
James Hewitt's post about working for GW: https://lagoon83.medium.com/working-at-games-workshop-the-nuanced-version-edda9ffb1237
We made it! Incredibly, these two bobble-headed dipshits actually done did it! Sometimes we get mail telling us that listeners like longer episodes, so we hope you like this one, because it's TITANIC. In it, Dan vomits on air, everybody loves two-handers (if you know what I am saying), and our new favorite type of squig is revealed, Squig Chungus. Also, stick around for the interview with Black library author Mike Brooks! He's really cool! Way cooler than you, but let's be honest, that's a low bar to clear.
Hello friends! Welcome to another episode of the 40k Badcast! We're so glad you could join us. In this show, we learn that two bad jokes do not make a good joke, there are lawnmowers near someone's house, and that Kruleboyz aren't cool boyz. Also, the fellas explore the Lost Zone and perform some segment resurrection in the form of Fulgrim's Sounding Hole! That sounds fun!
Aww yeah, it's time for another scintillating episode of the Badcast! In this show, Dan starts off by immediately fucking up, Campbell skeets all over himself, and we fucking SHOOT on Megadeth. What a bunch of chumps, huh? Unbelievable. Anyways, Annihilator is way better than Megadeth, and if you don't like it, you can go kick rocks.
The forty kay friendos return with another episode, and shit, what's that? God damn it, Dan's going on about postmodernism again. Shit. There goes the show. If you can make it past that, then you'll be treated to bread preferences, Ork Ornery, and an incredible recollection for a salsa commercial from 30 years ago. Tremendously important stuff, here. Make sure to take notes.
It's a week late, but it's also a free podcast, so whatcha gonna do? This time, the idiots talk airbrush and mayo bullies, korn scat, and Dan gets really excited about Dan Abnett's strong, supple hands. It's not weird, don't tell people it's weird.
Y'all, we have so many good options for names for this episode. Let's run through them:
1. Holy Shit, a Golf Joke
2. Abolish the Bit Police
3. The Friends of Slaanesh
4. Come For The Jokes, Stay For the Extremely Loud Construction Noises
5. Pissing Into Your Own Elbow
We truly do live in wondrous times. Enjoy the show!
Hope you're ready to hork down a hot, fresh, steaming new Badcast, because here comes the airplaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
This show, the fellas talk modern details, the book of ___, space ork house party, and surprise, surprise, Dan gets really pedantic about meaningless bullshit. Also, there's like a 10 minute truck nutz digression, so good luck with that.
All right, all right, all right! Another Badcast BAYBEEEEEEEEE *air horn*
The fellas are back with a FULLY LOADED episode where they talk small meat gundams, jokin' on the joker, and they GUSH about the new Necromunda Water Guild models (see what we did there?!). Also, Campbell's podcast voice is slowly taking over his real voice, and that is scary. Hope you enjoy!
Howdy, Horndogs! Once again, the Badcast Bois have reached down from their lofty palace to grant you, the horniest listenership in all of wargaming podcasting, another succulent episode of the 40k Badcast. In this one, Dan's got vocab, Campbell disappoints, and the gang slaughters one of the 40k community's sacred cows. NO GODS, NO MASTERS.
Direct from the world's *only* Pan-American 40k podcast featuring dick jokes, Badcast 89 is ready to hit the streets! In this episode, Dan viciously slams Campbell's painting, has an extremely regional accent, and reveals that his Blood Bowl league has already folded! Meanwhile, Campbell educates us on the status of his horses, gets "casuale", and keeps Old Man Dan informed on the latest internet trends. Meanwhile, they both gush so much about the recently previewed Cursed City that flood warnings have been issued the country over! Is that joke stupid? Absolutely! Do we care? Fuck you!
Speaking of stupid, Dan accidentally deleted his editing notes, so he has no idea what to put in the description for this episode! Surprise, he's an idiot! So this episode has stuff, probably, and maybe even things. Whaddya know.
Strap in for the last Badcast of 2020! In this episode, Campbell drags Dan's painting, can't paint "natural" blue skin, and horribly mangles a sports metaphor, but, surprisingly, Dan lets it go. This one's got tons of Blood Bowl content, perpetual repugnance, and both hosts aspire to live up to the ideals of the Goth Hobbit. Happy Holidays, fuckos! We love you!
The days are short, and the nights are long, but don't be afraid, the Badcast Bois are back again with an extra-spicy show to keep you sweatin' all night long. Look, it's like midnight and I am in no condition to write a show description. Sorry.
Anyways (anywhomst?), the jerks tell rodeo stories, lust after a big, beautiful man, and ask, "who the fuck is Luke, and why does he get his own fuckin' temperature?"
At some point we're going to have to stop calling these 90+ minute episodes "supersized" or "extra large". BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! In this GIRTHY episode, the fellas talk mattlebasters, daddlebasters, and show a cannonball who's boss. Dan invites listeners to kick rocks, and Campbell leads an extended dirgression on the topic of dog cum. If that doesn't want to make you listen, then we don't know what will, fuckos!
Awww shit, y'all. The boys are back with another XXL episode, and this one's chock full of that good shit. Campbell reveals his hypocrisy, makes a joke that really should have landed better, and creates a truly terrible word. Meanwhile, Dan identifies the best saving throw, does the first ever Badcast cut-in bit, and makes ork puns so painful that your grandparents will feel it in their knuckles. Or something. Whatever.
Campbell made a new cartoon!
Ever wonder how Catachan Jungle Fighters stay cool on their hellish jungle planet? They can't, right? They all totally reek. Anyways, this fortnight, the idiots talk anagrams, biology, key lime pie, and an actually helpful segment about applying transfers. Also, they ask the question, "Is a large blast code for a lot of jizz?" Hard hitting stuff.