Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah!
Additionally, we've started a new charity challenge for listeners: Donate $50 or more to the Texas Equal Access Fund and send a screenshot of the donation along with your name and mailing address to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will send you a set of Badcast objectives! Donate at https://teafund.org/!
It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.
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Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, "Shut the fuck up." Titillating stuff.
James Hewitt's post about working for GW: https://lagoon83.medium.com/working-at-games-workshop-the-nuanced-version-edda9ffb1237
We made it! Incredibly, these two bobble-headed dipshits actually done did it! Sometimes we get mail telling us that listeners like longer episodes, so we hope you like this one, because it's TITANIC. In it, Dan vomits on air, everybody loves two-handers (if you know what I am saying), and our new favorite type of squig is revealed, Squig Chungus. Also, stick around for the interview with Black library author Mike Brooks! He's really cool! Way cooler than you, but let's be honest, that's a low bar to clear.
Hello friends! Welcome to another episode of the 40k Badcast! We're so glad you could join us. In this show, we learn that two bad jokes do not make a good joke, there are lawnmowers near someone's house, and that Kruleboyz aren't cool boyz. Also, the fellas explore the Lost Zone and perform some segment resurrection in the form of Fulgrim's Sounding Hole! That sounds fun!
Aww yeah, it's time for another scintillating episode of the Badcast! In this show, Dan starts off by immediately fucking up, Campbell skeets all over himself, and we fucking SHOOT on Megadeth. What a bunch of chumps, huh? Unbelievable. Anyways, Annihilator is way better than Megadeth, and if you don't like it, you can go kick rocks.
The forty kay friendos return with another episode, and shit, what's that? God damn it, Dan's going on about postmodernism again. Shit. There goes the show. If you can make it past that, then you'll be treated to bread preferences, Ork Ornery, and an incredible recollection for a salsa commercial from 30 years ago. Tremendously important stuff, here. Make sure to take notes.
It's a week late, but it's also a free podcast, so whatcha gonna do? This time, the idiots talk airbrush and mayo bullies, korn scat, and Dan gets really excited about Dan Abnett's strong, supple hands. It's not weird, don't tell people it's weird.
Y'all, we have so many good options for names for this episode. Let's run through them:
1. Holy Shit, a Golf Joke
2. Abolish the Bit Police
3. The Friends of Slaanesh
4. Come For The Jokes, Stay For the Extremely Loud Construction Noises
5. Pissing Into Your Own Elbow
We truly do live in wondrous times. Enjoy the show!
Hope you're ready to hork down a hot, fresh, steaming new Badcast, because here comes the airplaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!
This show, the fellas talk modern details, the book of ___, space ork house party, and surprise, surprise, Dan gets really pedantic about meaningless bullshit. Also, there's like a 10 minute truck nutz digression, so good luck with that.
All right, all right, all right! Another Badcast BAYBEEEEEEEEE *air horn*
The fellas are back with a FULLY LOADED episode where they talk small meat gundams, jokin' on the joker, and they GUSH about the new Necromunda Water Guild models (see what we did there?!). Also, Campbell's podcast voice is slowly taking over his real voice, and that is scary. Hope you enjoy!
Howdy, Horndogs! Once again, the Badcast Bois have reached down from their lofty palace to grant you, the horniest listenership in all of wargaming podcasting, another succulent episode of the 40k Badcast. In this one, Dan's got vocab, Campbell disappoints, and the gang slaughters one of the 40k community's sacred cows. NO GODS, NO MASTERS.
Direct from the world's *only* Pan-American 40k podcast featuring dick jokes, Badcast 89 is ready to hit the streets! In this episode, Dan viciously slams Campbell's painting, has an extremely regional accent, and reveals that his Blood Bowl league has already folded! Meanwhile, Campbell educates us on the status of his horses, gets "casuale", and keeps Old Man Dan informed on the latest internet trends. Meanwhile, they both gush so much about the recently previewed Cursed City that flood warnings have been issued the country over! Is that joke stupid? Absolutely! Do we care? Fuck you!
Speaking of stupid, Dan accidentally deleted his editing notes, so he has no idea what to put in the description for this episode! Surprise, he's an idiot! So this episode has stuff, probably, and maybe even things. Whaddya know.
Strap in for the last Badcast of 2020! In this episode, Campbell drags Dan's painting, can't paint "natural" blue skin, and horribly mangles a sports metaphor, but, surprisingly, Dan lets it go. This one's got tons of Blood Bowl content, perpetual repugnance, and both hosts aspire to live up to the ideals of the Goth Hobbit. Happy Holidays, fuckos! We love you!
The days are short, and the nights are long, but don't be afraid, the Badcast Bois are back again with an extra-spicy show to keep you sweatin' all night long. Look, it's like midnight and I am in no condition to write a show description. Sorry.
Anyways (anywhomst?), the jerks tell rodeo stories, lust after a big, beautiful man, and ask, "who the fuck is Luke, and why does he get his own fuckin' temperature?"
At some point we're going to have to stop calling these 90+ minute episodes "supersized" or "extra large". BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! In this GIRTHY episode, the fellas talk mattlebasters, daddlebasters, and show a cannonball who's boss. Dan invites listeners to kick rocks, and Campbell leads an extended dirgression on the topic of dog cum. If that doesn't want to make you listen, then we don't know what will, fuckos!
Awww shit, y'all. The boys are back with another XXL episode, and this one's chock full of that good shit. Campbell reveals his hypocrisy, makes a joke that really should have landed better, and creates a truly terrible word. Meanwhile, Dan identifies the best saving throw, does the first ever Badcast cut-in bit, and makes ork puns so painful that your grandparents will feel it in their knuckles. Or something. Whatever.
Campbell made a new cartoon!
Ever wonder how Catachan Jungle Fighters stay cool on their hellish jungle planet? They can't, right? They all totally reek. Anyways, this fortnight, the idiots talk anagrams, biology, key lime pie, and an actually helpful segment about applying transfers. Also, they ask the question, "Is a large blast code for a lot of jizz?" Hard hitting stuff.
Y'all, we don't always say stuff like this, but this one's a banger. It's got everything you need for a couple-a yuks from a couple-a schmucks. Dan and Cam cover mortal meat prisons, Dick Dastardley, and what dried drool really looks like. Also, Dan cops to using illegal drugs!
There is also a segment that makes fun of the recent presidential debate. Try not to take it too seriously!
Y'all have no idea how hard it was to not name this episode "8====D~~". It was extremely fucking hard (rim shot). Other finalists included:
"Reading the Skeins of Jizz"
"Adios, screaming, flayed dude. We hardly knew ya."
And, clearly the best, but also the most confusing: "The Reverend Horton Hot Brian Setzer Takes". The mind boggles at how good we are at naming shows. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Stay safe, wear a mask.
Hope you got 2 and a quarter hours to kill, because this Badcast is both THICC and JUICY! The idiots talk stupid lasagna, going behind the beaded curtain, worshiping Satan, and the worst marketing campaign of all time. Pack a lunch, fuckos, you're gonna be here for a while.
Instead of buying our stupid shit, go spend your money on raffle tickets at the Nova Open Charitable Foundation and maybe win a Warbringer Titan while doing some good in the world:
Aww yeah, fuckos! Your favorite podcast zaddies are back with another THICC episode! In this one, things immediately go off the rails with some ecology facts, Dan double-dips, and the idiots start re-litigating the Christopher Nolan Batman films. After, the fellas talk gators, birds, and what sports would look like in the 41st millennium. Interested yet? We sure hope so! If not, fuck you!
It's (probably) hot out there, so stay cool with the coolest guys in or around town: loudman and the reference misser! This time the fellas talk the three skulls, the jizz bidet, and Dan abuses listeners, again! Was their segment on 40k Grillmasters so dumb it actually worked? You're just gonna have to listen to find out, fucko!
Make sure to grab a glass of water for this one, gang, because this show is HOT! The idiots are back with performance reviews, big fuckin butts, and plenty of food-based commentary. Campbell moderates his feelings, is like 30 seconds behind on an obvious Primaris marine joke, and confoundingly conflates the pool and the beach. Meanwhile, Dan completely ignores a SPF 40,000 joke, Campbell making fun of his accent, and a Star Wars prequels reference all in the same segment! What can't this man do?!