It's 2023, and the boys are back with more tabletop gaming nonsense! In this episode, Dan learns a new slur, the secret project is finally revealed, and the fellas talk Adepticon 2023!
Are either of them playing 40k at Adepticon? No!
Then how is this still a 40k podcast? Shut up!
merry christmas, ya filthy animals
The fellas went down to the freezing desert of New Mexico to play in the first ever 40k Grand Narrative! Dan's body betrayed him, and Campbell almost ended up living out his days in the Devner Airport! And that was before they even got there! Only one way this thing could go, right?
It's that time again, sweet listeners! Dan and Campbell are off to New Mexico for the GW Grand narrative, and they've got plenty to talk about with what they're bringing and why/ Additionally, they talk where and why to put your hobby energy, Campbell shoots his shot just a tad too early, and Dan evaluates what he knows about Campbell's "bag of tricks". They've been friends for a long time, but is this the episode where they finally split? (No, it is not.) Tune in to find out!
Aw, hell yeah, bro/sis/sib! The fellas have once again rode out of the mists to grace your lovely ears with yet another fresh, hot, and juicy 40k Badcast. Stuff they talk about in this show include going to therapy, a better name for the ASOIAF miniatures game, and how the urge to actually play these dumb games waxes and wanes, much like the tides. Also, Dan keeps talking about a thing they'll talk about alter, but they never do because they went way long! What a couple of turds.
big news! we're a battletech podcast now. you can thank campbell's childhood best friend or whatever. additionally, dan finally influences some nuance, and we urge you to cum on and feel the snoize.
It's exactly what you think it is. Other topics include a request from Dan, a bitchmade blue baby, atomizing amphibians, asmegma astartes, the Bone Brothers, and double thicc rope. What the fuck even is this podcast?
They did it! After 3 years of no NOVA Open (4 for Campbell), the fellas made their final pilgrimage to Crystal City for the 2022 NOVA Open! Inside this episode, Dan is a brain genius, Campbell won't shut up about how tired he is, and a local Italian Deli wins every event at the con in a surprising upset! Join us for a chat about friends, beers, and playing way too much warhammer!
It's NOVA Open season! The bois are back to talk about what they've been up to pre-NOVA, what's happening at the con, and what went on with the GW preview event on Wednesday night! Was an entire Votann army box taped under their chairs? Tune in to find out!
You'll be surprised, but the jerks do an actually cool segment this episode: they review the White Dwarf issues from their birth months! Other topics include: fresh from the shit factory, peanut butter bolognese, johnny scissorhands, and forces man toes. Gross.
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let he who has not scored pass the first stone
It's back! Talking points in this episode include Hyenussy, the Ass Wastes, Dan's shithead cat, snakeboobs, a whole grip of vein puns, gettin' stilty, and hyper-local bullshit. Enjoy!
Holy smokes, the bois are back from their 2-month hiatus! O frabjous day, caloo calay! Amazingly, they didn't talk about Squats. Absolutely shameful.
There's a common throughline in this episode: the "good old days" were, in fact, not good. Sheesh? Remember challenges? Ugh.
Be glad that it's 9th edition and not 6th, everyone. That shit was dire.
Alternate episode titles include:
"sorry, italian-american listeners", "the walking meme-regurgitator", "the unending battle for fake internet clout", "does perturabo use the gamer word?", "would lorgar make a terrible youth pastor? yes", and "ruthless potlucking"
Enjoy the show!
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Dan lost his editing notes during a power outage yesterday, so no description jokes this time, horndogs! Who knows what they talked about? Probably warhammer, tbh.
It's the shortest day of the year, so why not plop down and listen to one of our longest episodes yet?! In this one, Dan gets sicker by the minute while he talks about the US Open Final, and Campbell introduces the 2021 Badcast Holliday Gift Guide! Half of which isn't nonsense!
Remember y'all, you don't stop Waaaghin' until you start poggin'. In this episode, Dan screams into the void, the fellas take sides in the canned soup brand wars, and Campbell spectacularly fucks up a simple joke. Like, he really fucked it up. He's reached new heights of failing at doing something easy. Also, the bois unleash their feelings about dogs (get it?), and boy howdy are they gonna get shit from dog owners. Whatever. Fuck them. Not the dogs. The dogs are great. But their owners? Nah, bruh.
Do you have a 12-foot-tall skeleton in your yard? Are you dragging your feet to take it down because A) why take it down? It's fucking rad, and B) you've got nothing to listen to while you pull out the ladder to get it and it's 6 friends off your roof? Well, dear listener, do we have the solution for you! Howabout a 2-hour dose of the baddest bois in the biz? Better than a hot cup of apple cider, I'd say! Anyways, this time the fellas talk donuts, Primaris Bazongas, and tell their listening audience to go jump in a lake! Don't be mad, they deserve it.
Y'all, this episode is so long. If you start it on a Wednesday, you won't finish it until that same Wednesday, but like two hours later. Crazy, right? Anyways, in this show, the fellas argue about Kill Team, Dan talks about his big win in the Big Easy, and everyone loses their shit over Grimaldus, but can they really be blamed for that last one? No jury would convict!
Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah!
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It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.
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