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Jun 30, 2020

It's summertime, and the livin's sleazy, especially when you're listening to the sleaziest podcast around, the 40k Badcast! This time the gang talks new models, Marneus Kart 2020, and they take a stroll down memory lane while talking about the starter sets of days long gone. Also, Dan once again proves he is old, and Campbell uses the phrase "urban penetrator", so that's something.

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Jun 2, 2020

The fellas took a week off to chill out and listen to some ICP (whoop whoop), but now they're back with one of the most packed shows yet! Dan tries (and mostly fails) to speak French, hates on the letters, c, g, and a, and is turgid for Space Marines. Meanwhile, Campbell is excited about hangars, descriptions of hangars, and tries out some really good (not bad) new accents for fact or fanfiction. They're really good. Not terrible. No, way, Jose. No god-awful accents on this show.

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May 12, 2020

Whether it's crankin' off or crankin' out the Badcast, take solace that Dan and Cam are spending their time in isolation doing what they do best: crankin'. This time the fellas talk thicc ladds, bitchin' fuckin' topknots, and massive fuckin' hogs. Not pigs, y'all. Hogs. That's right. You know what it means.

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Apr 30, 2020

Did you run out of cooking videos on YouTube? That sucks! Thankfully, the bois are back with a brand new Badcast to get you through these trying times. In this show, Dan chooses to stay ignorant, loses the plot BIG TIME, and remembers that Campbell is bald. Meanwhile, Campbell talks about his favorite Christmas movies in April, talks about his favorite ska band (gasp!), and misuses sports metaphors. Whew. Back to normal.

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Apr 10, 2020

After last episode's hedonistic extravaganza, let's all sit back, grab a cigarette, and enjoy this, the refractory episode. The fellas spend a LONG time in the Auspex, Dan talks about playing with himself, and Campbell isn't familiar with a band from the 70s, which should surprise no one. Additionally, the phrase "wet fart" is mentioned at least twice, so that's something.

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Apr 5, 2020

It's finally here: the wettest, wildest, weirdest, and most importantly, horniest Badcast yet. The fellas talk, horniest Space Marine Chapters, which Primarchs could get it, and Campbell brings a true gem in the form of this episode's fact or fanfiction. Get the scented candles, massage oil, and strip on down, because this one gets sticky, y'all.

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Mar 12, 2020

One more to go, gang! This episode's title is not as gross as you think it it, trust us. Anyways, this time the fellas talk Coronavirus, obligations to society, and, SURPRISE!, Necromunda. Things get serious in the middle, but don't worry, they swing back to incredibly stupid by the end, so it's all gravy, baby.

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Feb 29, 2020

Check it out, your two favorite internet idiots are an entire week late with their podcast! What a couple of knuckleheads! Hopefully the extra-long episode will endeavor to assuage your bereavement. Anyways, the fellas talk painting, visit Fulgrim's Book Nook, and Dan reveals that people were mean to him on Twitter. It was real bad. Thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy!

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Feb 7, 2020

Sometimes it's hard to name these things, but not today! In this one the fellas talk about their favorite wackadoo libertarian video eassays, thick ropes of freedom, chickie nuggies, girthshaker rounds, and Fulgrim's Ice Cream Dream Stream. Campbell also cops to an all-time mispronunciation, and we find out if there is a segment that is too stupid for the 40k Badcast (hint: there is not). BONUS DRINKING GAME: Take a shot whenever you hear Campbell say "jamoke"! Have a friend nearby to call you an ambulance.

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Jan 10, 2020

It's the first episode recorded in 2020, and the bois are back with what is probably their horniest episode ever! Dan and Cam gripe about their health, talk about feet, and lose their shit about the idea of a Regimental Ska Band. Come for the terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions, and stay for the absolutely awful sound effects!

The world is a fuck!

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Jan 1, 2020

It's the 1st day of 2020, so why not celebrate with a brand new Badcast?! This time the fellas talk when to get into a new game, 2019 and why it sucked, and what they're looking forward to in 2020! So start off the year the right way and listen to two idiots grouse about their favorite toys!

Twitter is terrible, but here are some links anyways!

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Dec 17, 2019

The weather outside might be frightful, but in here, the hosts truly are delightful! The fellas have returned with another straight banger where they talk speeding up your games of 40k, Adepticon registration, and what hobby hell really looks like. You better not miss this one, and remember, roll call will be taken at the beginning AND end of the episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing!

Join us on Twitter where we can watch civilization fall in real time!

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Nov 22, 2019

We've long suspected it, but Campbell has proven to be the worst son on the podcast once and for all. In this episode, the fellas also chat about regional stone phalluses, finding balance in life and hobby, and (not surprisingly) Necromunda! They also resurrect a long-dead segment, and Discover that in addition to being a terrible son, Campbell doesn't get Billy Joel references! For shame!

Liberate tu te me ex inferius:

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Nov 1, 2019

It's been 2 weeks, so the fellas are back and they're talking intensely regional delivery ice cream options, poop jokes, and, interestingly, a whole-lotta Necromunda. They also bring back the 40k Book Club with Mike Brooks' Rites of Passage! You don't want to miss this one, fuckos. If you do, the boys will know, and they'll be sad.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

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The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

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The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

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Oct 22, 2019

Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us.

Sail the seas of douchebaggery with us on Twitter dot com!

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Oct 7, 2019

Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?!

I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?!

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They'll respond if you email, but it will probably just be toxic nonsense.

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It is almost unimaginable that you would want to give them money for this, or anything else, but maybe you're playing 5-dimensional chess or some shit.

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Sep 26, 2019

The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please make sure to congratulate them on their restraint.

Experience existential pain with us on Twitter!

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Sep 16, 2019

In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one!

Gaze into Hell on Twitter!

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You're bad with money, and we're bad at podcasting:

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It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime.

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Aug 27, 2019

The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers!

Please make sure to stick around after the end music for an important update about the show.

Look at our minis on Twitter!

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Need more idiot shenanigans? Buddy, have I got the link for you.

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TWO NEW SHIRTS, FUCKOS

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Aug 9, 2019

Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours!

Stop using Twitter!

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I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?!

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Jul 29, 2019

Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK!

Send your eyes to hell on Twitter!

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There are some good yukks on our Patreon, be sure to subscribe!

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Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt!

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Jul 1, 2019

Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell!

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Jun 17, 2019

Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'.

Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy!

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I will not apologize for my "dadaist masterpiece", the 40kSMR podcast available only to Patreon Subscribers.

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