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Nov 1, 2019

It's been 2 weeks, so the fellas are back and they're talking intensely regional delivery ice cream options, poop jokes, and, interestingly, a whole-lotta Necromunda. They also bring back the 40k Book Club with Mike Brooks' Rites of Passage! You don't want to miss this one, fuckos. If you do, the boys will know, and they'll be sad.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

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The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

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Oct 22, 2019

Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us.

Sail the seas of douchebaggery with us on Twitter dot com!

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Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

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We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you!

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Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

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Oct 7, 2019

Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?!

I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?!

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They'll respond if you email, but it will probably just be toxic nonsense.

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It is almost unimaginable that you would want to give them money for this, or anything else, but maybe you're playing 5-dimensional chess or some shit.

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Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

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Sep 26, 2019

The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please make sure to congratulate them on their restraint.

Experience existential pain with us on Twitter!

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Waste both time and money with this one simple trick!

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Sep 16, 2019

In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one!

Gaze into Hell on Twitter!

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You're bad with money, and we're bad at podcasting:

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It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime.

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Aug 27, 2019

The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers!

Please make sure to stick around after the end music for an important update about the show.

Look at our minis on Twitter!

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Need more idiot shenanigans? Buddy, have I got the link for you.

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TWO NEW SHIRTS, FUCKOS

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Aug 9, 2019

Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours!

Stop using Twitter!

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Please send us questions for WMDK!

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I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?!

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Buy some Badcast merch and show up at Nova!

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Jul 29, 2019

Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK!

Send your eyes to hell on Twitter!

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Please send us questions for WMDK!

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There are some good yukks on our Patreon, be sure to subscribe!

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Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt!

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Jul 1, 2019

Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell!

We're sure you have opinions, why not shout them into the void on Twitter?

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We just talked about AoS with a special guest in our most-recent Patreon episode! Subscribe now so you don't miss it!

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Do like we say on the show and advertise your love of delayed gratification with an Edging Enthusiast T-shirt!

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Jun 17, 2019

Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'.

Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy!

Tweet us pictures of your pets enjoying a warm afternoon on Twitter!

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I will not apologize for my "dadaist masterpiece", the 40kSMR podcast available only to Patreon Subscribers.

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It's summer, so make sure to grab a couple of Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor tank tops!

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May 17, 2019

In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check around here *wink*!

Watch the world burn with us on Twitter!

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THere's good stuff in our Patreon, why don't you drop in a couple of shekels and come find out!

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The classic 40k Badcast t-shirt is perfect for any occasion!

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May 2, 2019

You don't know it yet, but the title of this episode is an orgasm joke! Hilarious, right?!

Anyways, the fellas are back with another barnstormer! They talk Big FAQ 3, Necromunda, and Dan hates on the city of Baltimore's favorite baseball team! It's deserved, trust us.

So, grab a cold drink, sit on back, and let two random dinguses from the internet waste about 80 minutes of your time that you can never, ever get back!

Do you hate reasoned and rational discussion? If so,m why not Twitter?

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Please send us questions for WMDK!

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Check out our ICP episode and much more at our Patreon!

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Listen, man, the 4-Armed Emperor is still the Emperor, ok? No heresy here, no way!

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Apr 17, 2019

That's right, listeners. The bois are back with a monster episode where they talk Jeep Wranglers, malt liquor, decide the winners of the 40k Destruction Derby, and interview our Ham Dad, Carl Tuttle. Listen, you can miss this episode if you really, really want to, but then we wouldn't be able to guarantee your mini collection's safety. You've got such a wonderful collection, too. Hate to see something happen to them.

Do you feel like you don't hate the universe enough? If that's true, then might I recommend twitter dot com?

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Join more than 100 people with more money than sense!

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Suns out, all 4 guns out

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Listen to Carl's little-known podcast here:

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Apr 9, 2019

The bois are back in their respective towns, but have rejoined, Voltron-like, once more to detail their trials and tribulations at this year's Adepticon! They talk hangovers, gross shots, and Campbell shares exactly how many times he threw up in this xxxtra-long version of our wonderful program! You better not miss it, but if you do, there are like 500 other podcasts talking about the same fucking thing, so enjoy, I guess.

Find the next great Milkshake Duck on Twitter!

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Sports vs. Anime, you choose!

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We sold out quicker than rooms at the Renaissance Schaumburg! 

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Mar 22, 2019

So gather 'round, fuccbois, wherever you roam,

And admit that the waistband around you has grown,

And accept it that soon, you'll be more than big-boned,

If the Chaos gods think you're worth savin'.

So you better start prayin' you'll find your way home,

For your limbs, they are a-changin'.

DESTROY some snowflakes with FACTS and LOGIC on Twitter!

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Sports vs. Anime, you choose!

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Baby, buy buy buy (buy buy)

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Mar 15, 2019

Another day, another podcast where two idiots get excited about toys! Join said idiots while they discuss, Shadowspear, un-loved units, and what size sandwich is best (hint: it rhymes with trouble)! Don't miss out, or your parents will forever be disappointed in you. We just think you could do *more*, you know?

Look at our baby pictures on Twitter!

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Support the show, maybe!

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2 SWOLE 2 CONTROL

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Feb 20, 2019

It's cold outside, but you can warm up by slicing open the belly of a hot, fresh Badcast and then crawl inside to get out of the cold. And you thought Dan and Campbell smelled bad on the outisde! While you're inside of us, check out this new episode where we talk birds, battle reports, and Campbell sets a new world record for how many times a podcaster can punch his fucking microphone in the span of one recording! Also, Dan quotes an anime (gasp!) and we introduce the coolest new character, Inquisitor Mall Goth!

The hardest part of this podcast is coming up with something to put right here!

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Let's edge again, like we did last summer!

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Feb 10, 2019

The fellas are back with another edition of their dad's least favorite podcast! They talk bits storage shopping, Campbell wrecks a bunch of scrubs in his teenage years, and Rob Jones, primary author of Fast Times at Terrah High, joins them for a conversation about his upcoming narrative campaign! Better clear your schedule, because you're gonna want to listen to this one twice!

 

Check out Rob's campaign book here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/crwfqn00g90vyiy/Astradus_Campaign_Rules_BETA.pdf?dl=0

 

Put your bits in one of these: https://www.containerstore.com/s/collections/photo-storage/iris-16-case-4-x-6-photo-craft-storage-carrier/12d?productId=11004246

 

Embrace the void on Twitter!

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Jan 23, 2019

They said it probably shouldn't be done, but we went and done did it anyways! The bois are back with a hefty episode where the fellas talk mounting anxiety, take a deep dive into Vigilus Defiant, and announce 2019's hottest new fashion item! Stop what you're doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW and check this shit out!

Take out your frustrations with us on Twitter!

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NEW SHIRT NEW SHIRT NEW SHIT

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Jan 8, 2019

Did you think you were never going to see this stupid podcast in your feed again? That maybe 2019 would be the year that Dan and Campbell finally grew up?

Well, sorry to disappoint, but the Cheesebrothers are back with brand new content for the brand new year! They talk about engorged space marines, make some good jokes about heads, and reveal their picks for top Arnold Schwarzeneggar films! You can't miss it! Or you can! Whatever! Fuck you!

Wish us a happy new year on Twitter!

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Think about spending your money in a less-responsible manner!

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Dec 21, 2018

'Twas the week before Christmas,

With nary a heads-up,

Came two idiot jerks,

Who won't shut the fuck up.

Their podcast is bad,

We know it, it's true!

But that won't stop them,

So please don't be blue!

Here with a chat,

About all things 40k,

Not sports, not movies,

and NOT anime.

So listen up close,

And remember the days,

When life wasn't sad,

when there was no malaise.

Come badbois, come fuccbois!

Come Campbell and Dan!

Let's join in friendship,

and bring peace to the land.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Dec 11, 2018

Hammy Holidays, Everyone! The bois are back with another episode featuring quality yuks about model storage, Space Marines, and desperate begging for model parts and exposure. Did you think they have any dignity? Here's a quick spoiler: they don't!

Curl up by the fure with some tweets!

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Nov 24, 2018

The fellas are back, and they welcome you to join in on this egregiously indulgent 2-hour Badcast Extravaganza to celebrate their 40th episode! They talk meteorology, bird biology, and say a special thanks to you wonderful listeners. And, before anyone complains, do not @ us about using Fahrenheit temperatures. We are American, and we cannot help it. Enjoy!

We know you're gonna @ us anyway, so here's how!

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Nov 9, 2018

While they may have let their dads down, the Worst Dudes in 40k podcasting would never let you, the listener, down! Join them as they talk about glue, early 16th century history, and Dan makes a promise that certainly won't come back to bite him in the ass! Also, there's jazz in this episode!

Shit's getting wild!

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Oct 13, 2018

In this mellifluous version of your favorite toy soldier podcast the fellas include not one, but TWO extremely bad versions of popular songs from past decades. You're not getting this stuff anywhere else! Dan and Cam talk green salt, the Big FAQ 2, and spend the first five minutes of the show on anime, so beware, I guess.

Get spooky with us on Twitter!

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